November 2014 to December 2016

  1. “It is the shortest and hauntiest of skirts.”
    “And it must be fought with the bootiest of shorts.” – CLZ and 6FG
    Fatal Frame 3
  2. “It’s a rotary phone for demons!”
    Year Walk
  3. “I like to think of it as pluck. Pluck and PSYCHOSIS.” – CLZ
    The Dark Eye: Chains of Satinav
  4. “I’m done with that hole.”
    The Dark Eye: Chains of Satinav
  5. “He is so cute when she’s tied up.”
    The Dark Eye: Chains of Satinav
  6. “Over there, you douche cannon!”
    Dreamfall Chapters
  7. “Gelfling is a man of her word SMOrc” – Toborprime
    Dreamfall Chapters
  8. “That would be metal as fuck if the dog got struck by lightning and exploded.” – AduroSF
    Magicka
  9. “Awwwww, it’s terrifying <3”
    The Dark Eye: Memoria
  10. “This is what happens when you play against a bot *hur hur hur*” – HybridMagpie
    Machinarium
  11. “Whose fucking idea was it to put a hiding mechanic into this game? I don’t wanna play this anymore. I don’t wanna play this anymore! Okay, let’s keep playing.”
    Neverending Nightmares
  12. “Sometimes, she’s like a tuning fork. Other times, she’s more like an old TV antenna and we need to prop her up just right.” – CLZ
    Grim Fandango Remastered
  13. “It’s not friendly fire, it’s FREEDOM FIRE.” – Avendi
    Broforce
  14. “We just turned baby dolphins into canned cute!”
    Chaos on Deponia
  15. “Pepper is kind of like coffee.”
    Goodbye Deponia
  16. “Hey, you keep your ass down!”
    1954 Alcatraz
  17. “Fan-testicles!”
    Silence of the Sleep
  18. “YOU’RE DEAD. PRUNES AND A DANISH.” – Zumanzi
    Blackwell Epiphany
  19. “So she grabbed her favorite wooden spoo–OH JESUS”
    Little Inferno
  20. “If all he grabbed was the toad testicles, I’m gonna cry.”
    Dreamfall Chapters
  21. “Why did you fail me, jump button? Why did you fail?”
    Ori and the Blind Forest
  22. “I don’t give a shit about your shit.”
    Ori and the Blind Forest
  23. “OH MY GOD, quit stabbing me in the ass!”
    Ori and the Blind Forest
  24. “Can someone fucking spit at me?”
    Ori and the Blind Forest
  25. “I’m fucking Neo up in this bitch.”
    Ori and the Blind Forest
  26. “Shooting someone in the middle of the PD building…will likely get us fired.”
    Resonance
  27. “I could have done sex. That would have been amazing.”
    Words for Evil
  28. “This is a little fucky.”
    A New Beginning
  29. “Your ribs are mine, Speedracer!”
    One Finger Death Punch
  30. “Yup. Titties.”
  31. “This shitty shitting shit just got real.”
    Dreamfall Chapters
  32. “Am I killing a child right now?”
  33. “Suck a big, manly sausage dick, physics.”
    Dishonored
  34. “I’ve never had to stick my face into this many corners!”
    SOMA
  35. “Well, the baby can fuck off and die.”
    Armikrog
  36. “Go blow a goat.”
    Dead Synchronicity: Tomorrow Comes Today
  37. “I’m gonna slap it and call it Nellie!”
    Syberia
  38. “I guess I’ll have to match his wood. HAHAHA, it’s a sex joke!”
    Syberia
  39. “WAIT. HOW CAN SHE NOT REACH THAT!? LEAN FORWARD YOU DIRT BURGER.”
    Syberia
  40. “Just ‘Sieg Heil’ your ass to the wine glass already.”
    Syberia
  41. “Oh my God, temporal…spatial…fuckin’ Jesus.”
    Syberia
  42. “Olivia, you vapid bitch!”
    Syberia
  43. “Would you fuck a baseball bat in the ass for Mother America?!”
    Dead Space 3
  44. “And then we’ll be fucked in the ass by the baseball bat.” – 6FG
    “Well, if it’s for America…” – Ella
    Dead Space 3
  45. “That’s what he does. He purrs, he gets up here, and he eats me.” – Ella
    Dead Space 3
  46. “See?! We’ve got kitties. We’ve got death. We’ve got boobs! This is an AMAZING stream!”
    Dead Space 3
  47. “Save the Gelf Butt! Save the Gelf Patootie!”
    Dead Space 3
  48. “Check your stomps.”
    Dead Space 3
  49. “It sounds like a sick elephant fucking a manatee.”
    Dead Space 3
  50. “I’m gonna stick that shit together with spit and duct tape!”
    Dead Space 3
  51. “This is less ‘Aloha Oy’ and more ‘Good Morning, Vietnam’.”
    Dead Space 3
  52. “I am a fuck-ton of fun.”
    Dead Space 3
  53. “You look good in your red suit!” – Ella
    “Yeeeah…I look good *all* the time.” – 6FG
    Dead Space 3
  54. “Who does a girl gotta blow to get an air taxi around here?”
    Karmaflow: The Rock Opera Videogame
  55. “This guy looks like Elton John on crack.”
    Dead Space 3
  56. “I’ve had my ass hit by so much shit, I feel like I’m in a porno!”
    Dead Space 3
  57. “It’s absolutely fucking recockulous.”
    Beneath A Steel Sky
  58. “One could say I…busted a Nutt!” After causing Captnnuttsack to pop a(nother) staple
    Beneath A Steel Sky
  59. “If a point-and-click had a boss fight room, that’s what it would look like.”
    Beneath A Steel Sky
  60. “To the windows! To the walls! Till the sweat drips down my Huge Stone Head!”
    Morningstar: Descent to Deadrock
  61. “If I can fit in that…I don’t think I can fit in that.”
    Morningstar: Descent to Deadrock
  62. “Undo the calamity that is your mammaries.” – Ravnyka
    Dead Space 3
  63. “Did you just blow yourself up? Did you blow yourself up? YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE A ROCKET LAUNCHER! You just blew your own ass up!!” – Ella
    Dead Space 3
  64. “I’mma make stuff come out of their stuff.” – Ella
    Dead Space 3
  65. “Chiller is the Comic Sans of horror fonts.”
    Creative
  66. “Can you please stop trying to destroy the space-time continuum?”
    “No. =3”
    Deponia Doomsday
  67. “Give the Gelf a mouse and a screen to click on and she will move the world.” – Zeulus
    Shardlight
  68. “I want to go into 420. Aww, drug culture.”
    The Stanley Parable
  69. “Hogtie him like a Japanese model!”
    Life is Strange
  70. “Do I have to click on his fart bubbles?”
    Samorost 2
  71. “This space taxi is powered by FART BUBBLES. Your argument is invalid.”
    Samorost 2
  72. “Shut your fucking face. Drink some tea.”
    Sherlock Holmes: Crimes and Punishments
  73. “I will stop staring at your crotch when it tells me what I want to know.”
    Sherlock Holmes: Crimes and Punishments
  74. “Dude, you need to cut this lawn. I could shit in here and no one would find it for weeks.” as Toby
    Sherlock Holmes: Crimes and Punishments
  75. “Screw you, buddy, I got one of your balls!”
    The Whispered World
  76. “Ever so gently…gently…fuck you…fuck you…I’m gonna punch YOU right in the face!”
    Ampu-Tea
  77. “I can have as much meat as I can handle.”
    Darkness Within: In Pursuit of Loath Nolder
  78. “She’s hot? Oh, wait until I light her on fire.”
    McPixel
  79. “Am I making out with Santa Claus?”
    McPixel
  80. “Don’t look to me to be your savior. I’m on my second beer.” – TimeJumper319
    Creative
  81. “Gelf is the Steve Irwin of the Fallout universe. ‘It looks dangerous! I’m gonna poke it with a stick!'” – GhostCubby
    Fallout 4
  82. “Judging by the trail of naked bodies, this is definitely where we left off.”
    Fallout 4
  83. “Let’s go sell the shit out of this shit!”
    Fallout 4
  84. “I’m practically God!”
    Fallout 4
  85. “I don’t wear shoes…I’m a barefoot bitch.”
    Sam & Max S02 E02: The Tomb of Sammun-Mak
  86. “Then dig, motherfucker.”
    The Dig
  87. “Fuck you, Karin. I’m a manly man that cuts bamboo grass with a knife.”
    Tokyo School Life
  88. “Just call me Natasha the Extermina–FUCK!”
    Fallout 4
  89. “I just want your meat.”
    Fallout 4
  90. “Don’t think of it as dying. Think of it as an alternate color experience.” – Wyrdewyn
    Fallout 4
  91. “Dying on the toilet, what a shitty way to go.” (Insert CSI: Miami Theme)
    Fallout 4
  92. (To the tune of I Believe I Can Fly) “I believe I can run, run away from the bad guy’s gun…”
    Fallout 4
  93. “Wander into some radioactive material like it’s a foot spa, sure!”
    Fallout 4
  94. “I have a map. I have a gun. I can do anything. I am a strong, independent woman who don’t need no quest.”
    Fallout 4
  95. “I can’t fit that many in my mouth.”
    Fallout 4
  96. “I’m gonna suck either way.”
    Overwatch
  97. “Please don’t zap me, I’m just God.”
    Cities: Skyline
  98. “Stop staying at a distance! I want to give you a hug. A hug with bullets.”
    Deus Ex: Human Revolution – Director’s Cut
  99. “That’s what you get for being a fuckhead, fuckhead…ya jerk.”
    Deus Ex: Human Revolution – Director’s Cut
  100. “Juggalo OKCupid profiles are the most hilarious profiles I’ve ever seen.”
    Deadly Premonition: The Director’s Cut
  101. “EEHN EEHN!! Fuck you, I’m a bus!”
    Deadly Premonition: The Director’s Cut
  102. “Just go down, dude.”
    Deadly Premonition: The Director’s Cut
  103. “It’s not her outward sexuality that bothers me. It’s the impracticability of her pants.”
    Deadly Premonition: The Director’s Cut
  104. “I know more about Federal Avionics Regulations than I do about milk teeth.”
    Deadly Premonition: The Director’s Cut
  105. “Eat my shiny, fiery dong of justice!”
    Deadly Premonition: The Director’s Cut
  106. “I don’t care about forensics! I’m in the goddamned FBI!”
    Deadly Premonition: The Director’s Cut
  107. “Okay, NOW we can go kill the little turdnugget.”
    World of Warcraft
  108. Q: “Do you remember the mechanics for this place?”
    6FG: “Uh…blow shit up.”
    World of Warcraft
  109. Q: “What’s the in flight movie?”
    6FG: “https://clips.twitch.tv/sixfootgelfling/FaithfulGrasshopperTheTarFu
    World of Warcraft
  110. “That is one buff-ass fucking vegetable.”
    World of Warcraft
  111. “Shut up. Shut up. Just shut up. Just shhhhhhhhh forever.”
    World of Warcraft
  112. “I’m ridiculously tired. On a scale of 1 to Dead, I’m Jesus. Wake me up in three days.”
    World of Warcraft
  113. “Follow the sultry sound of my ‘go fuck yourself’.”
    World of Warcraft
  114. “Stop gargling cocks on Discord.”
    World of Warcraft

Well, on behalf of the Council, the Conclave, the Covenant, and the Congress, let it be known from this day forth, in this time and place, that we, the people, believe you completed everything, everywhere, for all time, in perpetuity. So say we all. Chimaera, 11/23/2016

January 2017 and on…

  1. “IS THAT A JOINT?! Aww, it’s a dime.”
    Maniac Mansion
  2. “Slam it down to the underground!”
    Creative
  3. “I stopped caring.” – Chimaera
    Nancy Drew: Shadow at the Water’s Edge
  4. “We like running over cats with Metro trains.”
    Nancy Drew: Shadow at the Water’s Edge
  5. “I will patrol this corridor until the END. OF. TIME.”
    Nancy Drew: Shadow at the Water’s Edge
  6. “How have you not had a heart attack, you old lady?” – SisterGelf
    Nancy Drew: Shadow at the Water’s Edge
  7. “Tell me about your dead mother, BITCH.” – SisterGelf
    Nancy Drew: Shadow at the Water’s Edge
  8. “No. NO! You piece of shit, physics-based, ball.” – SisterGelf
    Nancy Drew: Shadow at the Water’s Edge
  9. “Sooo, how about those starving children in Nigeria? *crickets*”
    Nancy Drew: Shadow at the Water’s Edge
  10. “We are finishing. The. BALLS.”
    Nancy Drew: Shadow at the Water’s Edge
  11. “Eat the Kringle, bitch.” – SisterGelf
    Nancy Drew: Shadow at the Water’s Edge
  12. “I have a wedgie so far up my ass, I’m burping lace.” – SisterGelf
    “Hey, that’s MY line!” – 6FG
    Nancy Drew: Shadow at the Water’s Edge
  13. “So what the shit am I supposed to do with this shit?”
    Nancy Drew: Shadow at the Water’s Edge
  14. “She was shitting on it! …er, she was sitting on it!”
    Nancy Drew: Shadow at the Water’s Edge
  15. “That is a tiny elevator! There’s enough room for one person without tits or a nose.”
    7 Days a Skeptic